my goal is to make this blog so popular that when someone writes “blur” in the google search bar the first thing that comes up is this blog and not the song “blurred lines”. we must take down robin thicke
a noble cause
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
TUTORIAL | Burned Paper Nails
1. Paint your nails with a light nude polish, wait until it’s completely dries.
2. Put a piece of newspaper in alcohol, and wait 15-20 sec.
3.Place the wet paper onto your nails, push it down with your fingers and wait until the alcohol evaporates (7-10 sec), and remove the paper.
4. Topcoat it with clear polish.
5. Draw some lines with black polish, where you want your burned papers edges.
6., 7. Put some black and brown polish with a piece of makeup sponge around the black lines.
8. Clean up the edges with acetone.
9. Use a matte topcoat.
Girls are fucking magic, man. ;-;
Jensen Ackles in Wishbone (1996)
HE WAS EIGHTEEN HERE GUYS
HE WAS SIXTEEN ACTUALLY
All I’m seeing here is teenage!Dean meeting the parents of a girl he really likes. Really, really likes. Who makes him think, for the first time in his life, “Maybe I can settle down, maybe I could have this feeling for the rest of my life.” And she asks him to come over for dinner, to meet her parents and he gets nervous and worried (also for the first time). Sam picks up on Dean’s mood, and being the clever kid he is, offers his help with finding an outfit. So they go to Wal-Mart and Dean finds the cheapest button-down shirt and khakis (because he never spent much money on himself when he was a teenager. No, that was saved for Sam) because Sam insists that it will impress her and her parents and Dean knows his normal look would never sit well with parents.
And he gets there, and the house is so lovely and normal, he feels terrified by the sheer normalcy of it all, so he works extra hard to be likable. So he’s effusive shaking the parents’ hands, smiling just a little desperately, “Pleased to meet you,” mimicking something he saw on tv once (because Lord knows, John didn’t teach him manners). He pets their dog, because this is so far before Hell and Hellhounds, and a dog is just a dog.
They have a lovely night and Dean pretends, just for a night, that he could have these people as his future in-laws. At the end of the night, she walks him to his car and presses a kiss against his cheek and whispers, “Thank you for being such a gentleman,” and holds his hand lightly in hers for a moment before heading back inside, leaving Dean to drive back to the crappy motel they’ve been staying in, smiling contentedly.
And he gets back to find John, packing up their stuff. ”Found it,” he says, gruffly. ”We’re moving on tonight.” Dean stands up straight, at attention, acutely aware of what he’s wearing.
He grabs his jacket out of the closet. ”Yes sir.”
Old Spice what
tumblr is writing Old Spice commercials.
Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow Queen.
cause, to be honest, I’m kinda bummed Frozen isn’t gonna be about a warm-hearted, reindeer riding, snow trudging, badass little girl on a quest to save her special little dude.
because this is really quite beautiful
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs
Indonesian Autumn Adder
that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon
That’s the cutest thing I ever did see
Actual Smauglet minimosa.