Stiles + hell yeah
sometimes I let my dog sleep on my bed and sometimes when I try to go to sleep i open my eyes and she’s just smiling at me like the biggest fuckin idiot, like I’m the best thing since sliced bread, and god I just really love my dog
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
If I fight, they must do the same, or they are less than dwarfs. “You won’t hear me shout out Joffrey’s name,” he told them. “You won’t hear me yell for Casterly Rock either. This is your city Stannis means to sack, and that’s your gate he’s bringing down. So come with me and kill the son of a bitch!” (A Clash of Kings)
HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO TAKE THIS MOVIE SERIOUSLY
Charles and his disco bitches
guys there seems to be an emergency…on the dance floor
i guess you could you say there’s a
panic at the disco
I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
FOR 528,491 MINUTES
i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel
so like…. what is the context for this? Because I can’t imagine that it’s anything other than someone microwaving a pinwheel for an entire year.
I KNOW THAT WE RESOLVED THIS BUT I’M STILL LAUGHING
wait but how long is the appropriate pinwheel-microwaving time
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
Adam Gumula by Bell Soto
An apple a day keeps The Doctor away.
Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.
can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron
I AM THE FUTURE